Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got
increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles
had retired to their room at the palace.
Camilla flopped on the bed and said 'Please remove my shoes darling,
ones feet are killing one.'
Ever obedient, the Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour
But it would not budge.
'Harder' yelled Camilla.
'Harder?' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying darling! But it's just so
'Come on give it all you've got ' she cried.
Finally when it released, Charles let out a big groan, and Camilla
exclaimed 'Oh God, that feels so good.'
In their bedroom next door The Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
'See, I told you she would still be a virgin with a face like
Meanwhile back in the other bedroom Charles was attempting to remove
the other shoe when he cried out 'Oh god, darling this ones even
At which point Prince Phillip turned and said to the Queen:
'That's my boy, Once a Navy man, always a Navy man!'