Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Here's one from Stan Exon

The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to their office.The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his lawyer.The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment,
Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure ATO finds that believable.'I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's lawyer as a witness. He starts to get nervous.'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and p e e into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.Grandpa stands beside the desk and un zips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much uri nates all over the auditor's desk.The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.But Grandpa's own lawyer moans and puts his head in his hands.'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.'Not really,' says the lawyer. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and p i s s all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'Don't Mess with Old People!!

Friday, July 24, 2009

Vietnam Veterans Weekend

Some of the boys from south east Queensland are spending the weekend of Aug 15,16and 17 at Donnybrook. We had a great time there last year, if you wish to join us give Mohrie a call on 0407546311 or email mohrie@bigpond.com and arrange it. Come and join the fun.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Reunion Dinner

What a fine bunch, all smart with unit ties and all. The word is not one of them finished the night with a tie. Better luck next time boys.

What a great reunion

I think we can all agree we had a great time at the last reunion as shown above the boys came all ready to have a good time. I would like to thank the organizers for all their hard work.
I have spoken to Terry, he has just come back from his trip from the west and will be starting to get a team together and start work on the next reunion. We will update the web site soon with all the relevant information, but for the day to day things the blog is the way to go.
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